However, this is a picture story about a boy....teenager called Hormone Boy....and a burger called THE ALAMO....
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| The Alamo that has been taunting HB for two months |
The story started 2 months ago when Hormone Boy first laid his hungry eyes upon the biggest burger he ever saw....burger named The Alamo....
Right then and there Hormone Boy proclaimed: "I will CONQUERED ALAMO.....I will be victorious....yes I will"
Fortunately Hormone Boy belonged to a mother....beautiful mother....sweet mother....caring mother...MOTHER WITH COMMON SENSE....and she said NO!
......THE END!......
Not so fast.....two months later this sweet and sensitive and loving and gorgeous
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| The Alamo in a real life and before it was conquered |
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| Hormone Boy Attacks The Alamo Using Guy Fierri's HUNCH (not a spot on the shirt) |
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| The last few seconds were painful |
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| The Alamo has been conquered.....once again |
....there was clapping.....there were whispers.....there were looks of admiration.....there were no phone numbers given.....
Disclaimer: Hormone Boy is not a professional eater or a stuntmen. He's just a hormonal and hungry teenage boy also known as The Tank....no, I don't allow him to eat like this all the time....yes, he does have Type 1 diabetes that is under control and appropriate measures to assure his safety were taken before the decision to conquer Alamo was made by me.....his talented and beautiful mother!
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