Friday, June 10, 2011

Queen Is Back Cause Her BFF Gave Her Swift Kick You Know Where...

As you can tell by the intriguing title of this post something happened that made me start writing again!

My last post TWO months ago was a painful confession and what seemed to be the blogging death end for THE QUEEN OF THE AVERAGE.....despite the promise that I will continue blogging....

I tried....I really did....every time I wanted to write about my personal life.....happy....sad....or... frustrating.....I couldn't.....

My best friend and I


Now, don't you go crying for me my wonderful friends....I did not hide under a rock not the whole body  and gave into depression.....oh, NO....I was quite busy.....ignoring my personal life and feelings......,but BUSY.

I was busy with Bailey Boyz Brownies as I started to supply our local coffee house with our pastries and brownies twice a week since March which led to few custom orders and a large wedding order I am currently working on happy dance time.

I have been busy writing for my other blog Daily Organized Chaos and here and there for my cooking blog Frugal WannaBe Cooks.....cause there I don't write about feelings....not much anyway.

So last week I've been plugging along....being busy.....ignoring my feelings when my damn birthday comes along.

Of course my pain in my butt...thorn in my side....gotta love her best friend takes me for a birthday lunch.

Everything goes well.......TILL...."so,when do you think you will start writing on your REAL blog, again?"....my bestie says nonchalantly.

......and I knew she was thinking this......

"You know, the interesting one.....the one that I actually read.....the one where you rant and rave and share your feelings with the entire universe.....the one you show your interesting side while embarrassing your kids and if we're lucky enough rest of your family and friends.....the one that makes me pee my pants or on a rare occasion makes me cry and you know that is hard to do for non-emotional person like me".....

"You, know....THAT ONE....that's the one I miss reading.....cause let's face it I can't boil  water if my life depended on it so your cooking blog doesn't interest me and your tips and ideas....well, as great as they are and as much as they help OTHERs...they wanna make me come over and strangle you with your own craft supplies and cooking gadgets for making me feel inadequate for not being  PERFECT just like you"

"So, stop being a selfish cow.....put on your granny panties I know you have hidden deep in your drawer for that time of the month and start writing so I can feel once again that you are in fact screw-up just like the rest of us pretending to be PERFECT...."

It's amazing how much my best friend can tell me in 14 little words, isn't it?

To pay her back I am releasing a picture of her.....if you ever see this mean person whom I love on the street don't be fooled  by the friendly face and feel free to pinch her behind......Don't forget to say....."Queen's sending her regards"



4 comments:

n0eLLe said...

So glad you're back here!

samsstuff said...

What a great best friend you have (& I'll be sure to give her your regards, should I see her on the street ;) Stopping by from The Catacombs Society to say hi & check out your post!

Shelly - Tropical Mum said...

All is right with the world once again. ;-)

Glad to see you back! Three cheers for your BFF!

blueviolet said...

Nobody can hand it to ya like a best friend. Glad she got you going again!