Coffee Talk With The Queen

Nice to see you here.

Grab a cup of coffee or spot of tea using my English accent while saying it in my head and join me for Coffee Talk she said with her Brooklyn accent with the QUEEN which is Moi.

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Average Joe is still at home after his knee surgery with me all day-all night-all week. I wouldn't say he's cramping my style. Alright I would.....actually I feel like screaming: "I LOVE YOU AJ, BUT YOU ARE CRAMPING MY STYLE!"

He goes to physiotherapy twice a week so I get 40 MINUTES of ALONE TIME......40 STINKIN' MINUTES of quiet house.

It took me a while to get used to single parenting loving the bad cop gig and marriage weekend romance when he was working and on the road.

AJ's been home since June with a busted knee no, I didn't bust his knee cap and I can't wait for him to get better and be out in the working world again.

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Then there is my darling annoying Hormone Boy. Still rebelling, still thinking he's smarter then us. Still fudging his blood glucose numbers in his insulin pump (sometimes having ubersmart kid is hell).

Well, last night Average Joe had enough. He exploded after plugging HB's pump stats into his laptop so he can check his blood testings and carb intake for the day . I almost who am I kidding - NOT felt bad for HB.....his ass was grass.

"Do you think I', stupid? So, do you PUNK?" (It was little more civilized then that)

The bottom line is HB's life is over as we know it for time being. No computer, no iPod, no outside, NO FUN. There was talk of taking away his BOOKS if the moral doesn't improve.

The worst thing you can do to HB is take away his books. He lives to read.

The good part of it is that I got to be the GOOD COP and I actually got a very tight hug.

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Enough of my family drama. Hey, someone should make a reality show of my life since we all know how much I love them.

So have you heard the newest buzz about Randy Quaid and his wife Evi? I think they are little bit crazy, whacko coo coo for Cocoa Puff. The crazy couple is seeking asylum in Canada.

Why do you ask? Apparently they fear for their lives and they believe that they are next on the death list of Hollywood celebrities being killed by HOLLYWOOD STAR WHACKERS.

The same organization that they believe killed Heath Ledger and David Carradine.

Yesterday the Quaid's were released from Vancouver jail after being arrested over allegations that they squatted in their former California home.

They showed their release on the morning news. Evi was skipping down the sidewalk like a little giddy school girl without a worry. I guess she just found out that her father was Canadian so she's allowed to stay. Randy will have to go through the proper channels.

Just a thought? If the Hollywood Star Whackers are after them what would prevent them from coming to Canada since the Quaid's are not very INCOGNITO?

I know.....maybe the whackers are too cheap to get passports. That must be it. I cracked the case.

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....and how about the achy breaky heart Billy Ray Cyrus getting a divorce? That should be interesting.... I can see another train wreck coming into the tabloids. Hang on it will be a bumpy ride.

This is all I have for today's COFFEE TALK (still Brooklyn accent) and AJ is back from his physio.