It's a Scary World Inside My Head

I am one of those people who need to keep busy at all times.

Not that I enjoy being busy. I need to keep busy to protect myself from what's inside my head.

There is this  very frightening scary world inside my head. There are places, characters and all sort of things that come out when I'm not busy. Sometimes I even scare myself.

Hey, I never claimed that I was normal.

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When the house is all quiet and the kids are off to school all I want to do is to sit on the sofa with a cup of my morning coffee and take a deep breath.....RELAX.....let my mind go blank just for few minutes.

Instead, I sit down, take a sip of my coffee, look outside the window into the orchard and......that's when it happens.

The voices in my head......and they go something like this:

"Oh man, look at that big ass bird on the fence. I hope he's not scoping out my rafters for a new home. I already have one family making it home up there. I tried to scare them. I send my kids on them, but they decided this is where they will lay their eggs, make noise, spread crap and shit on my siding."

"Seriously, why am I watching Steve Harvey Show. It's not that interesting and that Lavita or whatever is her name is one wheel away from trailer park".

"I should take a shower. Maybe I will wait till my exercise. Who am I kidding I am not going to exercise. I really should it makes me feel better."

"Look at Jack, he's so cute."

"This coffee is damn good. Mom doesn't like because it won't grow hair on your chest like her Euro brew. That stuff is deadly. Mr. Misery likes my coffee or maybe he's just saying it to make me feel better. Who cares, he can make his own coffee from now on."

"We need to finish this house. Looking at the insolation under the plastic is getting old and sort of depressing. Wonder if that's why I feel so depressed sometimes.Gross, there is a bug on the other side of the plastic. I have to tell Mr. Misery to remove him/her before putting up the drywall.I don't want to have little insect skeletons behind my walls. I have enough of them in my closet. Hahaha, I made a funny."

"I really should go and do something. This is not relaxing at all.Maybe I should try Yoga. Oh, yeah I tried that, but that older lady in the yoga class beside me kept farting and I kept losing my concentration."

So there you have it. This is what happens when I try to relax. Aren't you glad I keep myself busy?

I know my family is.

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